If plastic water bottles are okay, but plastic bags are banned,
— you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses
but is run by idiots
If you can get arrested for hunting or fishing without a license,
but not for entering and remaining in the country illegally
— you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses
but is run by idiots.
If you have to get your parents’ permission to go on a field trip or
to take an aspirin in school, but not to get an abortion
— you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses
but is run by idiots.