Monday, September 21, 2020

Simple Riot Solution

 It is easy to deploy safely, never fails, and is very inexpensive.  What is this ingenious and effective method? 

It is called “Skunk Water”.“Skunk Water” smells like, well ya know, and is fired through fire truck water cannons.

It not only sends the crowds of rioters running like Col. Jackson’s enemies running down the streets, but will send them home for a long shower and a change of clothes.

No one, but no one will continue rioting smelling like a skunk, nor will anyone want to be around anyone who smells like a skunk, (right politicians?) and it encourages social distancing.

SKUNK WATER IS THE ANSWER?!?

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