1-Eleven teens die each day because of texting while driving. Maybe it's time to raise the age of Smartphone ownership to 21
2-If gun control laws
actually worked, Chicago would be Mayberry.
3-The Second Amendment makes
more women equal than the entire feminist movement.
4-Legal gun owners
have 300 million guns and probably a trillion rounds of ammo. Seriously, folks,
if we were the problem, you'd know it.
5-When JFK was killed, nobody
blamed the rifle.
6-The NRA murders 0 people and receives $0 in
government funds. Planned Parenthood kills 350,000 babies every year and
receives $500,000,000 in tax dollars annually.
7- Have no problem with
vigorous background checks when it comes to firearms. While we're at it, let's
do the same when it comes to immigration and voter I.D.
8-You don't need
a smoke detector; that's what the fire department is for. Now...If you think
that sounds stupid, you know how I feel when you say I don't need a
9- Folks keep talking about another Civil War. One side knows how to
shoot and has a trillion bullets. The other side has crying closets and is
confused about which bathroom to use. How do you think that's going to
I miss the America I grew up in...